The sun'll come out, tommorrow.

So, it's sunny now.  My grass, it's like, ten feet high, it's been raining for days.  I just said out loud, "I should mow the lawn."  Did I tell you what I got for Mother's Day? 

That's right, boys and girls, *insert Bob Barker voice* A New Used Car!  Shut up. 

But, what else did I get?  A nice lawn-mowing service every two weeks.  Methinks Mr. MM thought that MM is probably Not A Good Idea Pushing A Gas-Powered Blade right now.  Even without the added benefit of seizures, I am really fun with motors as a hypoglycemic, too.  Can you see me pushing a lawnmower, at 35 mg?  Whee!  I have five hundred reasons why I am not mowing the lawn, even if I want to.  I have a headache.  I am dizzy.  I cannot see straight.  I am not making this shit up to get out of mowing the grass, it's true.  I feel like crap, it's the medicine that's supposed to keep me from flopping like a fish that is causing me to feel like a pile of steamy poop, I know this, because I FELT pretty damn decent until the other day when the dosage was increased.  People, I was walking five miles a day.  Now, I can't even walk to the bathroom without forgetting why.  (This too, had better freaking pass.)

So maybe the lawn mowing wasn't my gift, maybe that was my suggestion, but it was really inexpensive.  He just doesn't have the time.  By the time he's through with work and college, and then I am begging to go somewhere, I don't want to sit here and watch him mow the grass in the few hours left once or twice a week we have.  Somehow, it doesn't really bother me to watch someone else do it. ;)

Comments

[Jennifer]

Now that is a gift every Mama could love.
I am a JA-I asked for a lawn.
I forgot someone is going to have to mow it. Maybe next years present could be a 20 year old lawn boy.

[Venus]

huh, wha...Topamax for seizures? I take that for migraine provention....Have you experienced the side effect I refer to as the creepy-crawlies, I get that on my face...tis lovely. Officially called Paresthesia or something..oh and I can't remember anything anymore :(

hey, good luck with that.

[MM]

I can't remember shit. That's probably thanks to the Topamax. :D

And, the tinglies! Feet and hands, ALL DAY LONG! It drives me mad. It was part of the reason why I was walking.