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"make women moan"

Here's how:  Come home from work early.  Better yet, take a mental health day!  First,  slowly clean the bathroom, paying strict attention to the tub and shower walls which need manual scrubbing and lots of bending over to do so.  Then, make your way to the kitchen, where you get on all fours and wash the floor by hand.   Continue to do menial tasks all around the house until your woman feels nesting is complete, clean yourself up, kick back - relax - give your wife a back massage until she moans, "Thank You."

That's my suggestion.  Hey, it works.

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