I Not Qualified.

Seeing as I was shot down for the last TWO potential jobs, I'm "actively seeking employment" again.  This is slightly more embarrassing (than I thought) not even getting a second interview for the first job which was Making Coffee, and then, no response to the second job interview which was, coincidentally also Making Coffee and Other Things. 

I guess I should cross off Making Coffee For You from my List of Things I Thought I Was Capable Of.  Gosh!  I think at this point, if I'm to go in to another job interview, I should actively lie.  I should say that I'm single, no kids, seeking part time work because I'm "back in college" or that maybe I'm already working full time ("at home with kids," but I won't say that part at all) and seeing part time work because I need a little fun money?!  Eh, that won't work, even without giving a resume (mine, of course is very spass) I'd have to fill out a job application that states the who/what/where/why of the last ten or so years.

What will be more embarrassing, is that my husband just dropped off an application to a Coffee Making and Serving Facility, and if they hire him, I will scream.  (But, it would prove a point or three.)  I can't imagine him doing it - with a shirt and tie after or before work?!  I think he's just screwing with my head.