70 Confessions.

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Boarding school.  It's summer vacation.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
If I am close enough to do it without running the risk of having someone steal the car with the children inside.
3. If you had to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?
Depends on my mood and what he's eaten.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Not really.  I shrug 'em off.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I can't.  It makes me crazy.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Not a ****ing chance.
7. Do you like nipple rings?
Eh, no.  But, if you get some, I'mma pull 'em OFF.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Like Fat Camp?  No.  Girl Scouts and day-camp, sure.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do?
What, like, chasing me?!  Run Like Hell!  I'm scared of sexy people.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
Most everyone has different religious beliefs than me.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Depends on the scenario of the pursual.
14. Use three words to describe yourself at the moment.
Sleepy, agitated, ready.
15. Do any songs make you cry?
Depends on the context in which they are used, say, a funeral.
16. Are you continuing your education?
I learn me something new every day.  And, yes, I am re-enrolling in college very soon.  I need to pick my course of study.
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun firearm?
I won't say no, because I'd shoot your ass if I had to.  Be warned.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
The Homeowner's Insurance Policy!  :D
19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with?
Any number of people.
20. Who do you call the most?
The voicemail.

The rest are coming.  These take a long time.