The Rules!

Every single parent/child combination went to pick apples today.

Not liable if you kill yourself., originally uploaded by Melting Mama.

Approximately 360ish days ago, we went apple picking. 

I don't know why - but we returned to the same location today.  The "Rules" Farm!  You have got to see the rules to believe it.  This is the same farm I complained about last year.

Everything. was. labeled. with signs.

Do you love that?  Excepted?  Oh lawd.

EVERYTHING.

STRICTLY! ENFORCED!  As we were also accosted for starting to wander near a orange caution tape that probably indicated NO PICKING THESE ONES, BITCHES!

The woman who wanted me to leave my stroller with her - so that I Did Not Steal Apples! snapped this shot for us.  I am faking a smile, entirely, because I was pissed off.

I did not leave anything with her, I just picked an apple and ate it in front of her instead.  Actually, we all did.  Tristan may have eaten three.

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