That time I offended everybody during Lent.
Body functions in the mail.

That time I mailed out 22 chocolate bars.

I'm an idiot.  I hope to get the bars out tomorrow.  When I had the brilliant idea to have giveaways?  I forgot a minor detail.  I am still on "house arrest," and when am I supposed to mail things that require postage?  Duh.  They'll get there.  Be patient.

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