Shoplifter hides three pounds of bacon in his pants

"Hey, I got three pounds of pork in my pants."  Not everybody can say that.

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/store-20504-bacon-pants.html

A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.

When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.

He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.