What's in a name?

It's always a little bizarre how much these type of things can be right on some points.

Try it.

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• The name of Beth brings opportunities for success in business and financial accumulation. (WOOT!)
   
• It fires you with ambition and promotional ideas, ideas that are original, progressive, and large-scale. (COOL!  Maybe someday I'll get on it.)
   
• With this name, success to you is a foregone conclusion, for you cannot conceive any reason for not reaching all your goals, as you have self-sufficiency, supreme confidence, boundless energy, and enthusiasm. (Uh.  Yeah.)
   
• As long as you have a sense of freedom from monotony and drudgery, and can see progress being made, you feel buoyant and optimistic. (ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY.)
   
• However, obstacles and frustration can give rise to feelings of impatience, intolerance, and depression.
   
• The ever-present desire to progress does not allow you proper relaxation or the proper expression of the softer feminine qualities of sympathy, encouragement, and affection. (HA.  Absofreakinglutely.
   
• Others may see you as rather shrewd and calculating. (Maybe sometimes.)
  

• Although the name Beth causes an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities. (Restless, me?)
   
• This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus and reproductive organs. (I have repro'd pretty well, but, I didn't use both names.)