I'm like a biiiird.

I love reading keyword searches.  I frequently share keyword searches that land on this blog on Facebook and Twitter.  I know, I know, you thought nobody ever saw that you looked for "how soon can I have anal sex after gastric bypass?"  But, somebody did.  GAG.  But some of them are too good NOT to share. 

Today's Query:  "wls how do you keep your arm flab from flapping"

Duct tape.