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Bring me some grits.


They say nobody does it like the folks down in Georgia.  That Southern Hospitality is at it's best there.  We shall see.  I found New York cold, fast and creepy, let's see about Atlanta.

bowl of grits

Can I haz grits?  That's all I give a damn about.  Where Are The Grits?  Beth wants a tiny baby bowl of grits and bacon.  Please.  It's got to be tiny, because the love I have for grits does not outweigh the death they bring.

I guess this is to say - if I don't post again before then - I am getting up at dark o'thirty to leave at dark o'clock tomorrow morning.  I'm going sans laptop because, I think I left my umbilicus for it in Rye Brook.  I'm bitter about that hotel because they charged me for the interwebs which I never used, and bounced my checking account that I never use that I put "on file" for "incidentals."  I don't use "incidentals."  I know better than $The MiniBar$. 

I'm trying to finagle a few freebies for give-aways at the event - and finding my super-duty generic Spanx to shove my 15 lbs. of buttered bagel into last year's dress clothes. 

All I can say about that is, at least it's an Obesity HELP conference, because, I FIT THE HELL IN.  We ALL look like ME. 

I should feel the urge to let my bat wings fly there.  I should.  I don't.  But, I should.

If you're coming - see you there - talk to me. I don't know anybody - and even if I do - I won't remember you - so say HI!

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