Ah-ha.

I have this "Oh shit, I am going down!" feeling where I stop what I am doing and head for softer pastures.  

What does it feel like?  

Ears ringing, trippy in a bad way, visually fucked up.  

I ALWAYS CALL IT A SEIZURE.

Today, I grabbed a glucose meter on the way down.  Usually I cannot function well enough to prick and bleed.  I did this with a lancer thingie and no holder.  JAB.

 
Twelve grams of glucose later I can function enough to type this. 

HOW IS THE SHIT NOT RELATED, huh?  HUH?

Oh, since that will be a comment:  What did you eat?

• Breakstones' Cottage Cheese 1% 1/2 cup - 90 calories
• 1/2 serving multigrain cheese puffs - 65 calories

SIXTEEN CARBS.  SIXTEEN.  Insane.  It's not like I ate a FUCKING DONUT.

PS.  Yes, I bought a "Side-Kick."  Review to follow I guess.