Octomom Nadya Suleman In A Bikini. What?

Octomom birthed a litter of puppies. Her belly should resemble a woman who's lost 200 lbs.  She denies any plastic surgery.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No, really, she says so.

*rolling on the floor*

If Octomom did not have plastic surgery, I bow my pannus to her.

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But.  She's got no button!  It's a slit!