"Two Miles From My Dream House?" Yep. HGTV's Green House.

(In other words, ENTER THIS SWEEPSTAKES and come live by me so I can come over and make cookies in your kitchen and we can gossip.)

Do you remember how I used to write how I lived "Two Miles From My Dream House?"  

It appears now that I do.  I had no idea.

  

Look, it's MM in a "Tower" office, blogging and hiding:

 
 And in the kitchen, taking food porn pics!

  

And, doing laundry WHILE NOT STANDING IN WATER and getting electrocuted?!  (Kelly Ripa, EAT YOUR HEART OUT.)

 
 You can't see it, but Tristan would be hanging from the ceiling here:

 
 
 

Um.  Wow.  I'll take it.  Thanks!  No need for a silly sweepstakes!  (Enter below.)

In fact.  If I could, I'd raze this house Extreme Home Makeoverish Style and BUILD THAT HGTV House RIGHT HERE, you know, with about $500,000++ less in decorative touches and you can even keep the car.  Because, I'm already here, I can't drive, and I have an acre!  Savings, galore!

HGTV Green Home 2010: Beautiful Photos

*When, they say they're "looking over the trees to..."  That's us on the otha side o' the powah lines!  HI!