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Bedbugs in Victoria's Secret - Check your panties!

Now, will you get that PINK off of your ASS, please?  Picture 4 

NBC - New York

Victoria's Secret had to close for a few hours this week after a bed bug sighting in the store on Lexington Avenue at 58th Street.

The lingerie retailer released a statement on Friday saying: "As a proactive measure, we tested our Manhattan stores.  When we found small, isolated areas that may have been impacted, we immediately took action to resolve the situation."

Now this follows after several other stores, like Hollister (OMGLIKENOWAY! Like Where Am I Supposed To Shop.  Like, OMG.  I Will Just DIIIIIIE.  <insert my 13 year old sarcasm here>) had issues with the creepy crawlies.  

New York City has a bigger problem with These Kind Of things than other areas, but SERIOUSLY, if you're going to put SOMETHING ON YOUR GENITAL AREA, PLEASE WASH IT FIRST?  What, your genitals? Yeah, THOSE TOO.

People are gross.  I'm not crazy for pre-washing clothing before wearing it, see?


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