Dear Earl,

Earl, who invited YOU? You drunken, wet, sloppy BASTARD? I can't HAVE a wet basement right now. Don't you know this? Don't you know that I am not in the mood to DEAL with your bullshit?  I don't really WANT to deal with your throwing trees around, shutting off my electricity and shutting off my water, and I DO NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.  :P  But, I will be forced to.  Because you're coming anyway.  Screw you, Earl.