I'm going to be a hoarder now.

I watched Animal Hoarders the other night, and while Mr. MM looked on in horror at "How could anybody do that?" 

I thought for a minute, you know what? 

THERE IS NOTHING CUTER THAN ONE MONTH OLD KITTENS, and THERE IS NO REASON TO GIVE THEM AWAY YOU KNOW.  Really.  Why?  We can haz five cats!  We haz room!

That's crazy talk.  I do not need five cats.  I already have a vacuum compulsion issue, and with Dyson #1 half-broken and Dyson #2 AT the Dyson Factory getting serviced, I would die of fur inhalation.  Five kitties is a no good, very bad idea, but entirely understandable.

I can see how someone would very easily slip into one, two, twenty-five cats! Soon, your house is filled with Kitten Chow and litter and the neighbors are Smelling you. 

(It isn't responsible, I know, save me from the "spay and neuter your pets" speech, I am clearly aware of this, as my INDOOR CAT got knocked up.)

No.  I will not be keeping five cats.  But, I can see if I were alone in a big house, how it might be tempting.  Meow. 

 If you aren't CLEAR - WATCH THIS.  DIS-GUST-ING.  Or this, if you're not sure.