When I have blogger's writers block -

...all I need to do is hit up the keyword searches for idea sparks.  My blog block is due to the avoidance of reality here -- which is the next post -- but in the mean time -- you people are looking for:

• when can i eat fried chicken after gastric bypass  - I'd wait until the chunks stop getting stuck in the blender.
• CAN PATIENTS GET MEAN FROM ANESTHESIA AFTER A SURGERY SEVEN MONTHS LATER - They can be mean for LIFE.
• marital problems after weight loss surgery  - Yes.
• melting mama and calcet - Yes.  In fact.  *peers at the box*

What about you?  What do you want to know?