Dear Santa (The real one, not the creepy pedoSanta circa 1980something...) -
We all know the best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear. But I would like to skip all cheer this year, please. I haven't got any spirit and I would like to suggest post-poning, perhaps ... in May? I like May -- it's warm. I mean, people in Florida still put up sparkly trees and it's like 75 degrees there. How about it?
I am sure it's because I'm not living at home, and I haven't got any lights on a tree. I'm not playing any seasonal music, I'm not making cookies, there's no fudge in sight, and there's no holiday cards coming in. I haven't even done any real shopping -- haven't stepped foot in a mall!
I haven't done anything remotely Christmas-y this year, even the one elementary school choral concert I attended, they sang Katy Perry.
I haven't given to the Salvation Army Bell-Ringer yet! It doesn't feel like the holiday season. I am sure by the spring, I can gather some jingle in my bells, or at least some jingle in my wallet.
(And this is where you visualize me as The Grinch. But, we do know how that ends. It's all good.)
Where is that Roast Beast?