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Colonoscopy results (Classy, I am.)

SPECIMEN SUBMITTED: GI BX (1 JAR)

Procedure date     Tissue received     Report Date    Diagnosed by
12/13/2011 12/13/2011 12/20/2011 DR. J. GOLDSMITH/ttl

DIAGNOSIS

 Sigmoid polyp, polypectomy:  Fragments of adenoma.

Clinical: Left lower quadrant pain.  Abdominal bloating.

Is one's risk of having colon cancer increased by having had an adenoma?

An individual's risk of colon cancer is approximately double the general population once an adenomatous polyp is found. This individual's risk of developing colon cancer can be significantly reduced by removing the polyp and any future polyps.

Hawt.

Still doesn't explain the pain.  But.  There's this.

 

 

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