There are approximately variations of the same keyword search suggestion in the last day to reach my page here. So there's that. Y'all wanna know:
"Did Paula Have The Surgery?!?"
Teh Surgery. You know. That one where they Staple Yer Stomack? I know someone who done died from that! I know she done it.
Shut up. Yes. All of you. Shut up.
It would be most feasible that she had a vertical sleeve gastrectomy or something. *skips away* But, I'm not saying that, because I wouldn't have the first indication of it, nor would you.
Except for the Things She's Tossed Out There To The Media!
"I have the diabetes!"
We know what can fix you, Ms. Deen, at least for a few years.
I'm eating half-portions!
Of deep-fried cheesecake? Y U not define this?
"I do not own a scale, I only weigh in at my doctor!"
We understand that line of thinking, also, ma'am.
"I've dropped two pant sizes and I feel great!"
Gotcha. How's that honeymoon feel'n?
I'm just making a very tiny bet that this will be a long-ish media circus.