Honey Boo Boo's Scary Mayonnaise

I think this video explains a lot of food aversions.

I, for one, cannot HANDLE -

FOOD SOUNDS.
The squishy sound of the mayo in this video makes me want to cut kittens.
FOOD SMELLS.
Please do NOT cook foods in my house unless there are Properly Vented Rooms with air moving, fans? This includes - NEVER COOKING anything in my airspace that involves deep fat frying, oil, fish, heavy use of garlic, onions, etc. I will implode.

Although, I do like mayo. A little. A schmear. Except when it starts to get a little old and congeal? NO.

Thank you Honey Boo Boo, for today's therapy.

<3, Me.