So WHAT if Jessica Simpson was Rockin The MOM JEANS?!

 

She's still hotter than all y'all so lay the fck off.

Girls have boobs, hips and ass. 

She has all three.

Thank you.

Wynonna on alli.

Wynonna Judd is now a spokesperson for alli weight loss. I saw the commercial this morning during a talk-show, and she says she can use it "around her schedule," and I think we both know what that means.

What are the side effects?

You may experience bowel changes when taking Alli. Ads and marketing materials refer to these changes as "treatment effects." These side effects can include:

• Gas with an oily anal discharge
• Loose stools or diarrhea
• More frequent bowel movements
• Hard-to-control bowel movements

These bowel changes result from the undigested fat going through your digestive system.  If you are a WLS'er - DO. NOT. TAKE. THIS. PRODUCT.

Now that Glaxo-SmithKline has already been to the blog:  Let's get this out of the way.  MM Took This Product.  (BEFORE I RE-ARRANGED MY BOWELS WITH SURGICAL METHODS.)  It works.  I pooped my colon inside out and stained the bowl orange.  Tasty!  Mr. MM also took it with more, intense! results.  I may have suggested feminine protection.

Says Mayo:

When shouldn't you take Alli?

Don't take Alli if you:

• Are at a healthy weight
• Are taking cyclosporine
• Have had an organ transplant
• Have problems absorbing food

The drug also may pose risks for anyone who takes blood-thinning medication or has diabetes or thyroid disease.

Orlistat decreases the absorption of certain fat-soluble vitamins — for example, vitamins A, D and E. If you're taking Alli, you need to take a daily vitamin supplement (at a time different from when you take Alli) to prevent potential nutrient deficiencies.

Candace Cameron Loses 22 pounds "on her own!" OMG!! No Surgery!! WTF?

OMG, 22 pounds, and "no surgery?!"  Please.  We could poop out 22 lbs in a couple weeks.  Why the "surgery" comments?

"Candace Cameron explains in the newest issue of Us Weekly how she went from what she calls a "chubby" child star to a hot mom of three!

The former Full House actress, 32, lost 22 pounds without the typical Hollywood help: trainers, surgery or a special diet prepared by a chef. Those perks, she says, are "not realistic" for most people, and she credits her own change in eating and exercise for her change.

Cameron - who currently weighs 110 pounds, and is "5'2" - says she began putting pressure on herself to lose weight as a teenager on the set of Full House.

"Then when I was 16, I filmed an episode of Full House where my family goes to Disney World. I remember putting on baggy overalls just to hide my stomach," she says. "When I watched it, I was pretty disappointed and bummed out looking at myself...I didn't feel good about my own body."

Oprah Dot Com + Realize Lap Band Ads + DIETS DON'T WORK!

It's my first visit to Oprah Winfrey's "Weight Loss" page on her website.

I am greeted by a banner ad and sidebar ad for the Realize Band. 

I am very used to this ad, I see it everywhere.  It is one of those ads that seems to be everywhere I go - because of the brain flow of topics I read about in the course of the day. 

I think I even saw that lovely red haired girl on MySpace yesterday - or was it Facebook?  I don't know - regardless - she's everywhere - and she wants me - to Get A Band.  It's in my head.

Now Oprah, who has trainers, cooks and people waiting on her hand foot and mouth - has said this: 

    "I'm mad at myself (because I've) fallen off the wagon." 

From People:

GAH.  DIETS DON'T WORK. 

"I'm embarrassed … I can't believe that after all these years, all the things I know how to do, I'm still talking about my weight. I look at my thinner self and think, 'How did I let this happen again?' "

 

Ricki Lake: "I can't believe I was a fat person."

Ricki Lake lost nearly half of her body weight.  This is no small feat.  She should be commended for that.

 

But, says she:

 

"I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life."  I know, because fat people are so, icky! (Facetious.)

 

"I didn't have surgery and I worked hard. There's no secret. I'm active. I watch what I eat,"  (Surgery is the easy way out.  I know this for a fact.  Also, totally facetious.)

 "I'm just grateful that I have sons and not daughters because it's that much harder," she says. (Three girls, one boy here, what?)

"Something tragic in my life could happen and I could balloon and gain weight. I can't promise I will     be like this forever."  I guess she is realistic enough to know that most people who diet, fail.  But, honey, it does not have to be TRAGIC.  The sudden stop of the organic food delivery to your home - may be tragic enough.

J. Lo Triathlete + Post Partum Baby Mama x's 2.

Jennifer Lopez completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon on Sunday, only seven months after the birth of her twins.  She raised $127,000 for the Children’s Hospital of L.A., of the $950,000 total monies raised.

That is a serious accomplishment, even if she is a celebrity and has trainers at her disposal.  In fact, she was named Self Magazines' Most Inspiring Woman of 2008.

In this clip she discusses her thoughts about nutrition and her kids:

It's Britney, Bitch.

Another before and after.  A girl you love to hate?

Last year's VMA awards show a wobbly Britney with bad lip-syncing:

This year, as she wins like, the whole show, but doesn't perform, I totally have "Piece of Me" on my iPod, it's great for walking, note Britney, picking her ass in front of the mirror-wall:

Jennifer Love Hewitt confuses me.

"They said some rude, mean things, but that's not why I wanted to change,"  Sure.

Hewitt, who has modeled for Hanes, explains, "I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image."

She adds, "A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. … To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong."

Meme Roth WAS right. 

She's human.  We're all human.

Posh Spice as one of us.

What if?  Just, what if?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has a big butt.

After these photos were taken of Jennifer Love Hewitt in Hawaii, she wrote this at her blog:

"This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat!  Nor will it ever be.  And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body."

I never once considered Ms. Hewitt fat.  I was always distracted by her big boobs.  I had noted, that she wears super flouncy clothing on The Ghost Whisperer, apparently to hide those baby-makin' hips.  I would have guessed she was more along the lines of a size eight.  (She says two, but it doesn't matter in the least.)  I'm just glad to see celebrities looking, well. a lot like us.  :) 

Star Jones Gets Over Herself.

'bout time, Star.

Source:  Yahoo.

"I wrote an article because I really wanted to go as in-depth as possible about the way I've changed physically over the last 10 years on the air," Reynolds, 45, said recently while promoting her new Court TV (soon to be truTV) talk show. "And I thought that that would be the most effective way to answer everybody's questions.  Her article, "Getting Over Myself," will be featured in the September issue, on newsstands Aug. 7, a representative for Glamour said Monday.

Susan Powter on YouTube.

I need to tell you.  I love(d) this woman, regardless of what you think of her/thought of her back in the "Stop The Insanity" she's got some real points, and tells 'em to us straight, no bullpoop.  I like that in a woman.  Rawr.

You Don't Have To Be A Genius To Know Everything About Weight Loss Surgery.

Just starting your WLS journey? 

There are a handful of books out there that give you a good overview of the process.  (Also, there are a whole selection of books out there that give you somebody else's life story.)  But, one in particular is a good suggestion for the beginner.  This book doesn't sway you into someone's personal happy butterfly story or triumph over the fatness, it's just the basics.

Weight Loss Surgery For Dummies

"Get the scoop on weight loss surgery    

Your authoritative guide to weight loss surgery — before, during, and after    

Considering weight loss surgery? This compassionate guide helps you determine whether you qualify and gives you the scoop on selecting the best center and surgical team, understanding today's different procedures, and achieving the best results. You also get tips on eating properly post-op and preparing appetizing meals, as well as easing back into your day-to-day life.

Discover how to    

• Evaluate your surgical options
• Understand the risks
• Prepare for surgery
• Handle post-op challenges
• Find sources of support

You'll find, that after having spent money on all sorts of books, just to read about someone else's post-op story, that all you really needed to know were the basics.  You want to know HOW to do things, step by step.  If you're anything like me - you also may want to know the dirty details, horror stories, complications and honest-to-gawd truths.  I have yet to find a book that deals with the more REALISTIC post-operative issues, but, I Know Someday I'll Find It.  For now, you've got Weight Loss Surgery For Dummies.

Kortnee Luv Types Well.

Courtney Love is denying the rumors she lost weight through WLS. She writes on her website:

"i couldnt get that suregry iof i begged for it
FDA says you have to have a BMI of above 40 and that equals at least being 100 pounds overweight at least other wsie its ILLEGAL.
I know spmeone who troed to get that poop and no dr would give it to her an dhse was pudgier than i was, its total utter poope, i lost weightthe hard way and people cant accept it,whwnever ANYONE loses weight by determintaion and grit fast its suspect i got muyinspirationf rom Oprah losing so much weight on Slim Fast,. thats how i did it, thio sis nonsesne my breath is great and i dont "vomit inot a towel" it sjust cynical crazy bullpoop,
i started weight training three days go to get rid of the saggy ass and loose tummy i pln on hving perrrfect six pack by summer, and be extra strong so when i play shows ill be strong nd not weak,
Thizs is bullpoop as is the tummy tuck rumour or the 200k in liopo rumpur ( you dont lose eoght all over from lipo) ( noone loses more than 15 lbs from lipo ever they "resculpt") thi sisjust nnoying gross BULLpoop. from people who cant lose wieght through ld fashioned discipline but dont think for second if it was legal i wouldnt think bout it sure i would but losing ll you rintesines doesnt appeal to me and im ton macro so i dont get cancer ( i kno wthe smnoking hs to go) banding s supposed to up your vchances for colon cancer as well as other terroble health problems,
again this is BULLpoop. i worked my ss off and m always ****ing hingry though ive gotten used to it, bno dr in the world would give me gastric bypass or gastric banding i dont meet the pproval of ny western country , it would be illegal and im[ossible fvor me to find dr to perform this surgery on me.
zso thats THAT.  Jealous Cynical people who anta cceopt that somneone cn lose alot of weight the old fshioned wy ive exercised mya ss off obv iously not enough in my stomach but xdone tons and tons aof cardio, so enough said on this nonsense jealous cynical lie.
good night."

Courtney Love Banded?

From the New York Post today:

"IS Courtney Love not telling the whole truth about her dramatic weight loss? Love insists her fabulous new figure is due to diet and exercise, but a friend said, "She's telling people she got the gastric band surgery. She even said she had to sleep with a towel by her because the surgery makes her [vomit] all the time and is worried she won't be able to make out with anyone because of her breath." But a rep for Love, who says she's dragged him to healthy macrobiotic restaurants, insists, "Not true. She says she never got surgery." Either way, she looks great."

Ugh.  Was she really all that big to begin with?