From Myspace. Do it and link back to me in the comments.
1) You're stuck in an elevator with the second person on your top list, what do you guys do to kill time?:
After peeling me off of the ceiling due to anxiety about being Stuck. In. An. ELEVATOR. - he'd probably rub my back, and try to keep me from telling him that "We? Are going to DIE. Here. In this elevator!"
2) You wish your Top1 would never wear _______ again:
Technically, my Top 1 is myself on that page. So, gain weight!
3) You gave Valentines to ________ this year:
Absolutely noone. That's bad. I had no money. But, I got lots of presents. I got, a serenade by the Barbershop Quartet, A Gift Certificate for a day at the spa + $tarbucks!
4) You had a dream about an ex one time and you guys were:
If I remember a dream, it's a nightmare. No, thank you.
5) You're embarrassed to say you love your:
I can't think of anything to go here. I'm not embarrassed.
6) At a sex shop you once bought:
Prophalyactics. See how well they work?
7) I would rather _________. (I deleted what was here, it was way TMI even for me.)
8) My ugliest underwear looks like:
They're all that ugly. I wear suck-it-in grandma pants.
9) This year at Mardi Gras I hope:
I get on Girls Gone Wild.
10) You think Anna Nicole Smith died because:
She had gastric bypass, and then, Howard K. Stern drugged her ass + the drugs really messed with her hard because of her anatomy and she died of complications, and it was murder.
11) The weirdest thing you and your significant other do is:
We're horribly normal.
12) My feet stink when I wear:
Watershoes in the ocean.
13) If you looked in my medicine cabinet/drawer you'd be surprised to see:
Not much. I don't take medicine, ever. And, I don't keep old RX's either. I have some assorted cold meds, and baby painkillers, some old Dexatrim Natural, and... uh... toothache gel!
14) I think I look hot when I wear:
15) I'll throw up if I take a shot of:
Most anything. I haven't had a shot, to be honest.
16) I would _______if I knew I'd never get caught and no one would get hurt:
Like I'd say that here. This, as evidence against me? Ha.
17) _______ is the one person that I would not be upset if they died.
I don't particular enjoy death, no matter who.
18) My grandma:
I'm starting to resemble her. I'm aging fast.
19) I got my eyes from:
20) A freak accident happens and you can ONLY eat ______ for a month.
This isn't a freak accident, this is my life. Cottage cheese.
21) One year for Valentine's Day someone gave me_______.
HPV! Thanks for that! (Kidding.)
22) _______ is the one thing that brings out my softspot:
Red, red, wine.
23) I bought my suitcase from_______:
I don't own any luggage. Why would I need any?
24) I once almost died _________:
Not yet. Though, I get some testing tommorrow, and Tuesday! We may see if I'm closer to dropping.
25) When I was little I got in big trouble once for
Pulling grass from Heathers' yard.
26) The last time I laughed hard was_________:
It's been that long. Geez. Somebody better get me laughing soon.
27) Right now I'm hungry for______:
28) I use ________ toilet paper:
"lots of?" LOL.
29) I once _______ because of an ex:
30) I think my significant other looks good when he/she:
Has a fresh haircut.
31) Right now my toenails________:
Need a pedi.
32) Last time I was in an ocean was________.
33) I'm a little mad that_______.
34) My butt is ______.
35) I'm allergic to _______.