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From Myspace. Do it and link back to me in the comments.

1) You're stuck in an elevator with the second person on your top list, what do you guys do to kill time?:
After peeling me off of the ceiling due to anxiety about being Stuck. In. An. ELEVATOR. - he'd probably rub my back, and try to keep me from telling him that "We? Are going to DIE. Here. In this elevator!"

2) You wish your Top1 would never wear _______ again:
Technically, my Top 1 is myself on that page. So, gain weight!

3) You gave Valentines to ________ this year:
Absolutely noone. That's bad. I had no money. But, I got lots of presents. I got, a serenade by the Barbershop Quartet, A Gift Certificate for a day at the spa + $tarbucks!

4) You had a dream about an ex one time and you guys were:
If I remember a dream, it's a nightmare. No, thank you.

5) You're embarrassed to say you love your:
I can't think of anything to go here. I'm not embarrassed.

6) At a sex shop you once bought:
Prophalyactics. See how well they work?

7) I would rather _________. (I deleted what was here, it was way TMI even for me.)
Sleep.

8) My ugliest underwear looks like:
They're all that ugly. I wear suck-it-in grandma pants.

9) This year at Mardi Gras I hope:
I get on Girls Gone Wild.

10) You think Anna Nicole Smith died because:
She had gastric bypass, and then, Howard K. Stern drugged her ass + the drugs really messed with her hard because of her anatomy and she died of complications, and it was murder.

11) The weirdest thing you and your significant other do is:
We're horribly normal.

12) My feet stink when I wear:
Watershoes in the ocean.

13) If you looked in my medicine cabinet/drawer you'd be surprised to see:
Not much. I don't take medicine, ever. And, I don't keep old RX's either. I have some assorted cold meds, and baby painkillers, some old Dexatrim Natural, and... uh... toothache gel!

14) I think I look hot when I wear:
Uh. Notsomuch.

15) I'll throw up if I take a shot of:
Most anything. I haven't had a shot, to be honest.

16) I would _______if I knew I'd never get caught and no one would get hurt:
Like I'd say that here. This, as evidence against me? Ha.

17) _______ is the one person that I would not be upset if they died.
I don't particular enjoy death, no matter who.

18) My grandma:
I'm starting to resemble her. I'm aging fast.

19) I got my eyes from:
Um, genetics?

20) A freak accident happens and you can ONLY eat ______ for a month.
This isn't a freak accident, this is my life. Cottage cheese.

21) One year for Valentine's Day someone gave me_______.
HPV! Thanks for that! (Kidding.)

22) _______ is the one thing that brings out my softspot:
Red, red, wine.

23) I bought my suitcase from_______:
I don't own any luggage. Why would I need any?

24) I once almost died _________:
Not yet. Though, I get some testing tommorrow, and Tuesday! We may see if I'm closer to dropping.

25) When I was little I got in big trouble once for
Pulling grass from Heathers' yard.

26) The last time I laughed hard was_________:
It's been that long. Geez. Somebody better get me laughing soon.

27) Right now I'm hungry for______:
A Backrub.

28) I use ________ toilet paper:
"lots of?" LOL.

29) I once _______ because of an ex:
:shrug:

30) I think my significant other looks good when he/she:
Has a fresh haircut.

31) Right now my toenails________:
Need a pedi.

32) Last time I was in an ocean was________.
August.

33) I'm a little mad that_______.
EDITED.

34) My butt is ______.
Quite droopy.

35) I'm allergic to _______.
Liars.


Meme Me, Meme You.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4:
"Here is an up-to-date overview of matters to weigh as you make these important choices."  You guess the book!
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there?

The baby's prison, err, playpen.  Wave to her.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?

On purpose?  American Idol + the local news.

  • Without looking, guess what time it is:
    1:30pm.
  • Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
    1:31pm.
  • With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    The dishwasher, the baby making gurgly noises, my digestive system making gurgly noises.  It's generally quiet in my 'hood, except for the occasional teenage boy screeching down the road or a misdirected septic pump trunk backing up because he can't make it down the turn.
  • When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    Last night, coming in from outside, remarking about the FROZEN bottle of Poland Springs water left at my door, wondering if it could explode.
  • Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
    I stole it from Attraversiamo, so I read her answers.  Before that, my e-mail.
  • What are you wearing?
    The usual.  I can't wait to be in a new size so I can get some new clothes.
  • Did you dream last night?
    No.  I only remember nightmares, it's sick.  I blogged last time I had a nightmare.
  • When did you last laugh?
    This morning at the baby.  She farted IN my hand.
  • What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    Two candle thingies, paint.  We've lived here how long, and still haven't, ugh, whatever.
  • Seen anything weird lately?
    What's weird to you might be my normal.
  • What do you think of this quiz?
    It's slightly better than average.
  • What is the last film you saw?
    Snakes.  On.  A ****ING PLANE.
  • If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    The best financial advisor I could find, and an Attorney or two.
  • Tell me something about you that I don’t know
    I've skipped out on jury duty every time I've been called, I've had a legitimate excuse to use, and it's worked.
  • If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    "If I could chay-ee-ange the world, I would be the sunlight in your universe."  Thanks Mr. Clapton.  Um.  Don't lay that power on me.  I don't want to abuse it.
  • Do you like to dance?
    In the car?  Sure.
  • George Bush
    700 days or so left in office, right?
  • Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
    The gaelic word for celebration, but translated to bethism.
  • Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
  • It is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "champion". Also possibly from (Gaelic) "proud one".
  • Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes. I would love to, let's go.
  • What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
    What was that, a big joke?

  • And you? Who are you?

    A few questions about yourself after weight loss, borrowed from: Tales of the Morbidly Obese  via Marybeth at  Attraversiamo who borrowed them from Ezpy at A Smaller Target.  Please take a moment to answer these if you'd like to, and let me know if you if you've blogged them.  (I'm working on my answers while I get more coffee in my system this morning.)

    1.)  Do you feel that you (the person, soul, who you are) has changed since you have lost weight?

    This is hard.  I left these questions alone - and I still can't answer them. (Here goes attempt #3)

    Yes, I've changed, but, not a lot.  I am the same girl I was, but I'm different.  I've always been the way I am - it's just that now I'm more comfortable being ME.  Does that makes sense?!  I've always been a funny girl - and I know some people consider that a way to hide behind the fat girl, but for me, I'm funnier when I'm thinner. 

    I don't know why - maybe it's the confidence level.  I'm slightly more confident - still not nearly assertive enough in certain situations.  With people I know, it's on, I'm game, let's go.  With people that wrong me, it's harder.  I have to work up the "balls" to make things right, and that's always been the case. 

    I have a tendency to let things happen to me or around me - that shouldn't be allowed, and to be a doormat.  No more, I say, no more.  This is something I've had to work on - and it's better now than before - but it's still hard.  I want to be the girl who you don't f*ck with, the mom who protects, you know, at the same time being a generally nice and outgoing person and approachable?  Is that a bit too much?

    2.)  Have others said you have?

    It's been a few years now, that I've been in a "normal" weight range, and people are used to me at this size.  Initially, I probably came across different, but you know it doesn't really show until I'm in a highly social adult situation.  I'm much more social and open to conversation with adults at this size, much more likely to allow myself to be the focus if necessary.  With kids/family, I"m always the same I think.  Some people have mentioned to me that I was less approachable as a thinner person. 

    Go figure, I thought the "fat me" would have been less approachable.   I've had people (many who didn't know me "fat" at all) say that the first time they saw me or met me, they were intimidated.  Intimidated?  Me?  I never thought of myself as someone who could have that power over someone else, but I can live with it.

    3.)  How do you feel about that?

    I'd hope that people weren't intimidated by me - at least not to new friendly people.  I could use some friends, damn it.  Unfortunately, the only thing that the thinner me has gained from this smaller body-size and the same attitude, is the unwelcome attention from dirty old men.  I'd prefer welcomed attention from other nice mom-types to play with, you know, but they don't talk to me?

    4.)  If you don't feel that the person you are has changed, why do you think others are saying that you have?

    Other people are influenced by the way I look - without making a conscious choice to be swayed one way or another, and it effects the way they think about me and react to me.  300 lb. Beth would normally be ignored, or eye-rolled at.  100-something lb. Beth gets noticed, but, people are unlikely to put themselves out for her, beyond holding doors and a polite smile.   I have a problem not running up to every 250-350 lb. woman I see in public and not talking to her about weight issues, like somehow I could help?!  People ignore/laugh at people our size.  I know it's out of my control to control OTHER peoples' perception of me.

    I have an example of this that I can't really explain here - without adding detail.  Crap.  Remind me later to tell you about it, like, in six months.